08 Song Day- Checking out your Babe (Tribe 8)
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"I do not like that man."
Kidd scoffed in agreeement with Heat's statement. The brief scrap with Blackbeard had his blood pumping. He wanted a real fight- maybe one day- but the two crews really were nothing more than two ships passing in the night.
Neither had anything the other wanted-it was just a chance to brawl for brawling sake and then move on when the winds said it was over.
Still, it was better than nothing. Low stakes but still challenging. Kidd couldn't wait to knock him off the Emperor Throne, but even he knew today was not that day.
Wire joined him and Heat to watch the Yonko's Raft disappear on the horizon behind them.
"Anyone hurt?" Kidd asked, still watching the dark dot dipping in and out of sight on the waves. Wire looked thoughtful. Kidd was immediately on alert. "Not hurt...." he hedged.
Heat grabbed Kidd's fist before he could grab Wire's hood and pull him down for more info.
"Talk to Killer. He's in the galley."
Kidd... didn't relax so much as slump. "SMILE fit?
"Just go talk to him."
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Killer is indeed in the galley. He's giggling but that is almost expected these days. He's got his back to Kidd, busying himself with prep work. If he needs alone time, he drums. If he just needs to think- or not think- he food preps.
Kidd sits at the bench to stay out of the way, listening to the steady tap tap tap of knife to chopping board.
Finally, Killer stops & packages the food back up. Rinses off the knife.
"You okay Killer?"
"fwa fwa fwa," But not breathless, Not out of control "I'm.... I'm not sure."
Sometimes the SMILE makes it hard to tell what he's feeling. His voice is incredibly low and soft. Not upset, almost curious.
Kidd stays sitting. He lets Killer have his space. "What happened?"
"I think I've been cursed... Again, But... Its the silliest thing. I don't know why Doc Q thought it was going to stop me from knocking his teeth out."
"Did you knock his teeth out?"
"At least two. He looked sick- I didn't want his blood on me if its transmittable. So I didn't use the blades. Just the gauntlet."
"Did you keep them? I wanna taunt Blackbeard with 'em."
"I think Dive and House have them now. I didn't ask why."
Kidd was sure he did not want to know either. Back to the subject then "You.... You think he cursed you?"
Killer turned to him, wiping his hands dry. At first, Kidd didn't notice... but once he did it was all he could see.
"He cursed you with tits? Seriously?"
"I... I can only assume it was him. He seemed so proud of himself. I just don't know why?"
Kidd did get up now- and immedatly poked Killer's new right breast. It was soft. "I mean, they're a little bigger than usual. Maybe he thought that would throw your balance off. Can I see?"
Killer had batted him away at his initial proding but gave up when Kidd pulled at the v of his shirt. "I mean- the scar tissue hurts like a bitch, but otherwise... I don't really feel any different."
Kidd pulled the neck line of Killer's shirt further out to look at the new breasts. Sure enough, the left one was less uniform and somewhat misshapen by the starburst scar left by his run in with Roronoa. But they are new indeed and tits very much fuller than anything Killer had that morning.
"Just tits?"
"Other stuff is gone too."
Kidd frowned, looking up and noticing then the carefully maintained beard was gone. The glorious facial hair Killer had been taunting Kidd with for the last decade. "Your beard....'
Killer straightened up quickly, "What? No!" hands flying to his bare skin, well... almost bare. The bastard * still * had more fuzz growing than Kidd even if it was just a few pale hairs.
Kidd fought a twitch. It really wasn't fair. Wait.... if Killer didn't mean his beard...
The sash would of slowed down him just looking, so Kidd grabbed Killer's crotch without thinking.
"Yeah, no shit >that's< gone." Killer scoffed, still patting his jaw line under the helmet. Kidd swore he heard a mournful "my beard...." under Killer's breath.
Kidd stopped groping his partner, instead resting his right hand on Killer's shoulder in support. "Killer... man. I am so sorry. Bastards stole your dick and gave you shitty soft lumpy tits."
"And stole my fucking beard..."
"And stole your fucking beard..." Kidd agreed.
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Other than Killer continually touching his face, ultimately the Kidd Pirates as a collective didn't see much of a change, making the whole 'curse' all the stranger.
Combo had lent Killer a few bras as they preferred their binders and Killer didn't care either way except his new tits did move more then he was used to and just wanted anything to hold them still.
Its Kidd that was having a real hard time not poking. Killed would snicker every time he did, but it was usually genuine instead of involuntary